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You think you’re better than everyone else
You’ve got this sense of entitlement
I can’t stand it
What makes you think you’re such a gem
I’m tired of all the time I spent
Letting you mold me
Cause I’m fine the way I am
And you’ve always had a plan
For world domination

You obsess over what everyone’s wearing
You rate them scale of one to ten
Why are you like that
I fell for every lie you told
Because you let me join the club
A solid seven
But the way I am is fine
No numbers to define
Or separate us

Thought I saw silver on the sidewalk
But it was tinfoil in the streetlight
We see what we want to see
But I was so wrong about you
Your bark is quiet but bitch you bite

You know the evil that you’ve been doing
You wrote it from the very start
Destruction novel
And when I refused to read it
You told me I wasn’t worth your time
But I’m fine the way I am
I just had to have a plan
To get out of your way


from In Carl We Trust, released August 29, 2015
Recorded by Jay Crutti and Steve Panacek at Vital Sounds Recording Studio. Mixed and mastered by Patrick Giguere.



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